Inggeris-Jawa

Seorang sopir lagi nyetirin boss bule Amrik, kebetulan lagi sial.
Mobilnya nyodok kendaraan di depannya karena mendadak berhenti.
Dengan terbata-bata ia minta maaf kepada si boss: “Sorry Sir, I brake brake, not eat eat. After I check, the wheel no flower again” (maaf pak saya rem-rem nggak makan makan, setelah [...]

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

Aging

IF YOU DON’T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.
George Carlin’s Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If [...]